Literally the Worst One Yet
Imagine a world… where people are all the same… and all those people… are really really flakey. That’s the life I live. Everyone either isn’t there, or they cancel on us. But that’s all good, we’ll get ’em next time around. As far as wild things that happened? Lemme crunch the numbers.
Well, for starters, I have become a master magician. We were eating wings, WITH the bones, so real wings, and I was wearing a big coat. So as we’re eating these wings, I accidentally dropped one right down my coat sleeve. So of course, as I shake my sleeve, the wing falls and I catch it as it slips out. I look up, and see Elder Janke, DUMBFOUNDED by what just happened. As I lock eye contact with him I simply say, “For my next trick…” and we Blockbusted out laughing. He later explained to me that it seemed like I just pulled a wing bone out of thin air, and then went with it.
Yeah, sadly this week didn’t have many exciting stories. In other sad news, the 3 other Elders living with us are moving out, and going to live somewhere else. We’ll still get to see them, but we won’t have as much jungle law there as usual.
Something fun for me was going to this Australian German member’s house, where we had some killer food.
This is probably the most dull weekly email I’ve sent, but that’s also because I’m tired from jumping on trampolines, sorry chaps. I will be going to dinner where they only speak Spanish though, so that should be a good time!
Well, I’ve set the bar low, so get pumped for next week!
Over and Out
SHOUTOUTS:
- Me. Because I had to type out this email on my phone, so it took me a fat while, and also probably the reason I didn’t include more stories.