Reading: OPTIONAL
So for those who are unaware (which is apparently a lot of you), I asked in my last email for people to respond to my weekly email if they even read it…. There were FIVE responses. Higher than I was expecting. But that is alright; I hold nobody at fault. I’m sure every person on my email list could write me a lengthy essay explaining why they failed to respond with even a semicolon, but I’m quite sure each one of you are far too busy to do such a thing.
So I will just make the email shorter! That way I don’t take up too much of everyone’s day.
- I ate an entire potato raw (I’d get into details, but it would take a bit to explain all that).
- Using 102 pictures of Jesus Christ, I created a card temple (I don’t think you need any more information).
- I shook an open bottle of lemonade, which I thought was closed, and plastered the walls, floor and ceiling with lemonade. Scholars classified it as a “Sticky Situation”.
- Put our massive glass goblet that looks like the Holy Grail in the sink and set it up as a booby trap, and in order to test its effectiveness, used it on myself. An unqualified success.
- Found out I’m staying in Woodward for another 6 weeks with my guy Elder Miller. He’s cool so it’ll be a good time.
Hopefully I didn’t take up too much of your day, I’m sure each and every person reading this is just about up to their nostrils in work, so if you happen to read this, thanks! If not, I harbor no grudges. But we still have the 18th this week (technically) sooooo….
THE RAFFLE:
Anyways, maybe we’ll get to write some more on next week’s email, but we’ll see what happens.
Over and Out
SHOUTOUTS:
- Nathan – My guy Nathan responded to my email and it was a pleasure to hear from him. He’s about 8 feet tall, and we call him the “White Shadow.” A good man through and through.
Pics:
- The fiendish booby trap that I set and played upon myself
- The card temple
