Hips That Tell the Truth

Well, I have Elder Grace with me now, so RIP Elder Miller. Elder Miller was a real one, and my favorite comp I’ve had. So I’ll catch him later. But as for the week, we’ll see what happened.

Tuesday was five and a half hours of driving, so that was real fun, then we’ve been doing work.

On a fun note, we almost spent $136 from the church on an ad, but we stopped it before it went up. So when the church is brought to its financial knees, know it’s probably because of me…

Then we had a bunch of video calls and meetings, so that was just a riveting time. It’s actually a blast when we have stuff to do, and we get to go teach people how to have a better life, but sadly that doesn’t happen 24/7.

ALRIGHT: So we went to this member’s house, telling them about Light the World (look it up if you don’t know what it is) and we asked them to pull up this church video on YouTube with their fancy TV, and the lady was like, “This one?” And OUTTA NOWHERE we started listening to the middle of “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira. Then the member panicked, and eventually started the actual video, but boy, I was not ready for Shakira to be the entertainment of the evening. It was pretty legendary though.

Then this guy we were talking to on Facebook went off about this “vision” he had, which just sounded like a really weird dream with Jesus in it. But we’re gonna see what we can do with him.

Other than that, just working as hard as we can, trying to tell people about how they could literally be happier in life… But people don’t listen, and that’s the struggle of a missionary.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who reads this. I’m very aware that most people who get these emails don’t read them, but hey, we’re all the masters of our own fate. You do you.

Over and Out

SHOUTOUTS:

  • Kierra – My gal Kierra (formerly known as Hermana Madsen) went home a few days ago from here. She was someone who we worked with a lot. She’s cool, and we had fun when we would call her for help with Facebook stuff. Just a good person really.
  • My Dad – So I’ve been having a lot of wack dreams with my dad in them, which is pretty wild. One time he was a doctor, and had to amputate my arm, but I was trying to convince him that I could keep my arm, and he was like, “Look I’m a doctor, lemme chop ya arm.” And another time he was the “Tag World Champion” and he literally had never been tagged before, so I was just trying to tag him in this giant game of tag. Needless to say, I didn’t catch him… But my dad is cool, I guess that’s why he’s showing up in my dreams.

Pics:

  • So I got to see some of my good friends when I went up to get Elder Grace, Elder Williams being the crowning jewel of that adventure.
  • The last pic with Elder Miller…