The Famine

Alright, so we start out the week by getting salsa all over the walls of our beloved abode. I don’t want to go into details, but it’s what happened.

Then we found some clippers in our apartment, so we cut each other’s hair, and it was pretty swell.

Then I got to make some chocolate chip cookies, which was actually a great time. I love making cookies, even though it cost me a majority of my money. Oh well. On that note, we’ve been living off the scraps of the scraps in our apartment. We both have no money and no food, so we have to eat stuff like peanut butter and jelly on stale tortillas. And one day I buckled and even tried cereal in water. It was a desperate time, and I really don’t recommend it to anyone. I cannot describe the experience with words, but just don’t do it.

Also, much like myself, I’m sure there are many of you wondering why I wasn’t called to Russia for my mission. Well. I have the reason right here. We were having dinner with these members, and they have an AirBNB guest staying with them, who apparently escaped from Russia a couple years back. But when he was asking about how we ended up in Oklahoma, and I told him that I would’ve been down to serve in Russia, he just cut me off and was like, “If you went to Russia, you would never come back.” And he said in this Russian accent, it was sick. But the reason I don’t come back isn’t because I die, no no. It’s because I would, according to this guy’s logic, find some girl that woos me into staying and I go orthodox. And just, never come back. So I guess it’s good that I’m in Oklahoma.

But yeah, we’ve been making more videos for Facebook, which is fun, and visiting the few people we can. I’m getting through this quarantine, but I feel like missionary work will never be the same. Ah well, things are good, and I’m having a grand time.

Over and Out

We also got the 18th coming up this week sooooooo…

THE RAFFLE:

SHOUTOUTS:

  • Kenny – My boy Kenny is living life successfully. Because he’s still alive. He’s a solid homie and he’s probably gonna be a news anchor some day. What a man.