3 Days, 3 Hours, and 3 Houses
Well we had a foot of snow. That was vivacious. I loved it. It was all super light powder though, and you could literally leaf blower it off your driveway. (If Woodward was nice enough to have houses with driveways)
And remember the snowman we made in last week’s email? Well let me tell you what happened there. So we pulled up to the crib, after a good day of doing the Lord’s work, and we notice some movement where our snowman is. Or I should say was. There were these 2 FIVE YEAR OLD SAVAGES, DANCING ON HIS CORPSE. Literally half of the base was left on the ground as they pranced around our greatest masterpiece. I instantly jumped out of the car and drop kicked one of the– No, I’m kidding, I didn’t drop kick them. But we got out of the car and walked past his remains, with tears welling up in our eyes. Then we saw this other ball of snow on the ground, and Elder Grace was like, “That’s his head…” And then I ACTUALLY DROP KICKED THE LITTLE KID
But that was pretty cool. The snowman lasted what? 3 days? That’s good enough for me. Then we drove 3 hours to go to a missionary meeting, which was sick because that’s the first one we’ve gone to in person since LAST FEBRUARY. Also, what the heck is up with February. Everyone knows it’s pronounced Feb-u-ary. But for some reason there’s that schtewpid little r in there. February. Which we NEVER pronounce. English truly is the language of both geniuses and bozos.
Then we went on a big visiting escapade, getting in contact with people who have been off the grid. And we pulled up to THREE houses, right as the people were pulling out of their driveways. IN A ROW. We showed up, BAM. Then we get to the next house, BAM. And ALL THREE of them were down to meet with us. Oh man. That was a miracle. Then on that same day, some people threw snowballs at us, so that was rad.
But that’s the week. Stuff in between, but I try to keep these entertaining.
Thanks to the real g’s out there that read these bad boys all the way through, we’ll catch ya next week.
Over and Out
He didn’t reply….
THE RAFFLE:
Pics:
- There was a really fancy gingerbread house on display in this museum that we serve at. It supposedly took them 6 weeks to make, and it’s entirely edible.
