A BUNCH OF INCREDIBLE THINGS!!! READ THIS EMAIL TO FIND OUT!!!!!

Alright, you called my bluff, nothing happened this week. But hey, I’ll just drag some short moment into a lengthy story, and it’ll appear as if my week was packed to the brim with entertainment and enlightenment.

Also, we’ve got two kids we’re teaching that want to get baptized now, so that’s hype. It’s such a wack thing to go from teaching actual adults to teaching kids. When we are telling the youngins about stuff, we have to associate it with something they like, or they forget it by the time we start our next sentence. So like Frosted flakes, they’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

I also found out that I’m staying in Fair Oaks with Elder Horne for another 6 weeks.

Alright, now I gotta drag a story out. So we were at dinner with these super cool members, and the son just asks the question outta the blue, “How fast can you chug a water bottle?” To which I reply, “Pretty freakin fast” But then this kid reaches for one of the unopened bottles in the middle, and I do the same. Neither of us said words, but we both knew what was about to happen. The mom and his sister started to hype us up, as this 16 year old living mullet takes of the headphones he had around his neck and stands up. I’m taking off my jacket and getting to my feet as well. Then we both pop the lid off, and the kid’s like, “Three, two one, go.” GLLLLBBBGGGGGBGGGBGBGBGB is the sound that is echoing over the dinner table, as we both crush these water bottles into our mouths. We were super close, but he pulled ahead of me when he blew the water bottle up with air again, and then got that last little bit. That was a trick that I wasn’t aware of, so I was trying to just squeeze all the water that thing had out of it like a dying desert man. Then for the rest of dinner he said his stomach was hurting, but I was doing just fine, so who’s the real winner?

Yeah, sorry, this week wasn’t ham bone crazy, but next week, we’ll get stuff going. Still teaching a bunch of people, which is hype, so we’re just busy most days. Thanks for sticking around, we’ll get ’em next time.

Over and Out

SHOUTOUTS:

  • Elder Livingston – Again, asking for a shoutout. But I’ll tell you why. Every time we are driving somewhere, and we get stuck behind each other at a stoplight, we play rock paper scissors, and I’m currently 0 for 8 right now…
  • Elder Miller – This is a missionary that I met in the MTC that is serving in some state near the East coast. I don’t really remember where, I’m too busy thinking about all these people in Fair Oaks, sorry bud. But he’s a great guy.